Surviving Pittsburgh traffic deserves recognition.
This funny Pittsburgh T-shirt features the phrase “I Survived the Squirrel Hill Bridge Replacement” along with construction barrels, detour signs, traffic cones, a frustrated driver, and the painfully accurate line: “And all I got was this detour.” Finished with “Still stuck in traffic, n’at,” this design is made for anyone who has battled Parkway East traffic, confusing detours, construction delays, and the daily adventure of driving near the Squirrel Hill Tunnels.
The bold black, gold, white, and safety-orange artwork has a clean vector-inspired look that stands out on a variety of shirt colors. It makes a great local gift for Pittsburgh commuters, displaced Yinzers, roadwork survivors, and anyone who understands that getting across town can feel like a major accomplishment.
Perfect for:
Pittsburgh natives and former residents
Daily Parkway East commuters Squirrel Hill and eastern suburb residents
Fans of Pittsburghese and Yinzer humor
Funny local birthday or holiday gifts
Anyone permanently traumatized by orange construction barrels
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit, while reinforced shoulders keep the shirt in shape through repeated washes. Durable, comfortable, and print-friendly, the Gildan 5000 is a trusted staple for personalized apparel.
.: The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.
.: This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie).
